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Monday, March 23, 2009

oNe 4 MY gIRlFrieNds







A little humor for your day!!!




ONE FOR THE GIRLS

One for the girls Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Not e: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: 'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Thanks for the laughs Vicky :) I received my Blythe bracelet the other day and it's fabulous! Thanks so much for putting it all together!

Sandy

jackieb said...

Vicky Love the poem....it's sooo true. Is that you in the picture? Soo cute.

Sherry Goodloe said...

LOL! Too funny :)

Good seeing you (if only briefly!) at Paris to the Moon.